"It depends what your definition of gift is." For that can't-get-enough-of-Monica's-sex-follies friend on your Christmas list, you may want to check out "Washington Scandals and Deserts Thunder," a recent CD release from St. Roch Records in New Orleans, the record company founded by real estate broker and former Red Rocker Keyboardist Gary Attardo.

The CD artist call themselves Slick Willie and the Arkansas Frogs, and the record was produced by longtime musical oddball Kim Fowley, who has been involved in all manner of one-hit-wonders over the decades, including: "Ally Oop," by the Hollywood Argyles and that bizarro song in the 60's, "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha," by a group whose name has long faded from memory.

Song titles include "Safe Sex Takes Time (Monica's Theme)" and, well, you get the picture.

"To my knowledge, this is the only music CD detailing the alleged affair," says Attardo, and that's probably the truth.

Chris Rose - Times Picayune
New Orleans, LA